So today was my first day of school, everyone was a little on edge because a lot of teachers were new so we didn’t know what they would be like. In Homeroom a guy was so nervous that he threw up right in the center of the floor and had to go home.
I was in a shopping mall and I saw a lady with an ice cream cone and I baby was in her other arm. She was sitting on a bench and a few drops fell on the baby’s head. She them processed to lick it off the baby’s head. Shit people do